21 July 2005

Ok, so I have been away for a while. I kind of forgot about blogging while I was in New Zealand. Now that I have been reading great blogs like AmericaBlogI have been inspired to kind of pick it up again.

Anyway, I am back in the States and what a mess it is. I first want to start with this bullsh*t book: The 100 People Who Are Screwing Up America by Bernard Goldberg. It is so obviously a way for Goldberg to make some extra dosh by pandering to the ignorant. Here is his list in order from the most dangerous:

Michael Moore
Arthur Sulzberger
Ted Kennedy
Jesse Jackson
Anthony Romero
Jimmy Carter
Margaret Marshall
Paul Krugman
Jonathan Kozol
Ralph Neas
Noam Chomsky
Dan Rather
Andrew Heyward
Mary Mapes
Ted Rall
John Edwards
Al Sharpton
Al Gore
George Soros
Howard Dean
Judge Roy Moore
Michael Newdow
The Unknown American Terrorist
Lee Bollinger
James Kopp
Dr. Martin Haskell
Paul Begala
Julian Bond
John Green
Latrell Sprewell
Maury Povich
Jerry Springer
Bob Shrum
Bill Moyers
Jeff Danziger
Nancy Hopkins
Al Franken
Jim McDermott
Peter Singer
Scott Harshbarger
Susan Beresford
Gloria Steinem
Paul Eibeler
Dennis Kozlowski
Ken Lay
Barbara Walters
Maxine Waters
Robert Byrd
Ingrid Newkirk
John Vasconellos
Ann Pelo
Markos Moulitsas
Anna Nicole Smith
Neal Shapiro
David Westin
Diane Sawyer
Ted Field
Eminem
Shirley Franklin
Ludacris
Michael Savage
Howard Stern
Amy Richards
James Wolcott
Oliver Stone
David Duke
Randall Robinson
Katherine Hanson
Matt Kunitz
Jimmy Swaggart
Phil Donahue
Ward Churchill
Barbara Kingsolver
Katha Politt
Eric Foner
Barbara Foley
Linda Hirshman
Norman Mailer
Harry Belafonte
Kitty Kelley
Tim Robbins
Laurie David
The Dumb and Vicious Celebrity
The Vicious Celebrity
The Dumb Celebrity
Chris Ofili
Sheldon Hackney
Aaron McGruder
Jane Smiley
Michael Jackson
Barbra Streisand
Kerri Dunn
Richard Timmons
Guy Velella
Courtney Love
Eve Ensler
Todd Goldman
Sheila Jackson Lee
Matthew Lesko
Rick and Kathy Hilton

Like how dangerous is Barbra Steisand? Anyway, if I had my own list, in the top ten would be:
1. Rupert Murdoch
2. Karl Rove
3. Roger Ailes
4. George W Bush
5. Bill O'Rielly
6. Donald Rumsfeld
7. Rush Limbaugh
8. Bill Frist
9. Ann Coulter
10. Robert Novak

Second, I have gone back to reading Wai-Wai on Mainichi. This site translates all the really wild stuff that appears in Japanese men's weeklies. Like this article on Milk Mamas about mothers who suck off their sons if they promise to study. Or this one: Japan's first school of sex has opened its doors and women are flocking to attend classes. You just gotta love Japan.

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